F1 Fanatic contributor Rachel returns with her take on what F1 drivers would be if they were chocolate bars.
Make your own confection suggestions below…
Ralf Schumacher – Yorkie: it’s not for girls
David Coulthard – Double Decker: a retro favourite, but can no longer compete
Lewis Hamilton – Chomp: good value, pint-sized crowd-pleaser
Scott Speed – Reese’s pieces: inexplicably popular in the US, but negligible following in Europe
Alex Wurz – Curly Wurly, longer than average, but still a quality confectionery item
Kimi Raik?âãÆ?é?Ânnen – Daim: hard, but chewy when battered
Fernando Alonso – M&Ms: changeable exterior, but consistent underneath
Jenson Button – Milkybar: a pale imitation of something better
Takuma Sato – Flake: structurally unsound
Felipe Massa – Toblerone: continental confection plagued with peaks and troughs.
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Phill
15th August 2007, 9:37
Robert Kubica – Terry’s Chocolate Orange: Only gets good after you break it.
Craig
15th August 2007, 11:53
Massa as a Toblerone is a good one – don’t forget they are a little bit nutty too!
Kimi would surely be some kind of liqueur – not technically a chocolate bar though.
Ralf should be a Ferrero Rocher – grossly overpriced for what you get. Or a dark chocolate Flake – you really want the milk chocolate but buy the wrong one by mistake.
Journeyer
15th August 2007, 14:08
Sato – I say he’s Wonka’s chocolate (from Charlie’s Chocolate Factory). You never know what you’re gonna get.
Carldec
15th August 2007, 14:52
Fisichella – a rancid peanut patty… Not so good to begin with and now passed its sell by date.
KB
15th August 2007, 17:12
Michael Schumacher would be a Marathon….just cause the old ones are by far the best!!!
Vertigo
15th August 2007, 18:23
Ralf would be an Easter egg – there’s nothing on the inside
KB
15th August 2007, 20:59
McClaren Drivers – Fudge bars for obvious reasons