Fernando Alonso and Esteban Gutierrez survey the scene after their race-stopping crash in the Australian Grand Prix.
What did the pair have to say to each other? That’s for you two work out in this week’s Caption Competition.
Post your funniest suggestion in the comments below.
A selection of the best will feature in a future edition of the F1 Fanatic Round-up.
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F1 Paddock Pass
26th March 2016, 12:10
Ah, I don’t think that’s gping to buff out…
Paul_C
31st March 2016, 9:58
Well as I see it, I went like this and then you went like that…….. And then boom.
Gabriel (@rethla)
26th March 2016, 12:10
Dude you ***** up your McLaren
Its not mine
Mike (@grippgoat)
26th March 2016, 19:16
Awesome.
Pete Johnson
26th March 2016, 12:11
I think that’ll buff out don’t you?
Fer no.65 (@fer-no65)
26th March 2016, 12:15
that’s a winner already.
Corey
26th March 2016, 12:30
Estaban: Is this my welcome back to F1 moment?
Fernando: Well, Pastor’s not here so someone had to do it.
Corey
26th March 2016, 12:32
Sorry, meant to post this on its own.
Vishal Trivedi (@nomadindian)
26th March 2016, 14:40
Haha…
Drg
26th March 2016, 15:02
Class
Scott Crawford
26th March 2016, 12:13
“You reckon that will buff out?”
“…yeah…probs…”
Strontium (@strontium)
26th March 2016, 12:19
Alonso and Gutierrez agree that it is the least embarrassing result for both teams
MattyPF1 (@mattypf1)
26th March 2016, 12:19
EG: Do you think the engine will be alright at least?
FA: I’m sure it’ll be fine. I might give it to Stoffel. He can use it.
EG: I think Stoffel’s engine good enough….
Craig Woollard (@craig-o)
26th March 2016, 12:22
EG: Doesn’t look good, does it?
FA: Yeah, it’s yet another dodgy McLaren…
Craig Woollard (@craig-o)
26th March 2016, 12:23
Or even better:
Fernando Alonso and Esteban Gutierrez express their delight at the new elimination qualifying system.
QuadQuantum
26th March 2016, 19:55
Amazing!
Scott Bates (@fordgt40mkii)
26th March 2016, 12:24
That’s the fastest I’ll go round a corner this year mate!
pauline lowrey
26th March 2016, 12:26
Oh well, things could be worse……..at least they’ve got rid of that ridiculous qualifying format…………
Laurence Cartwright (@lecmeister)
27th March 2016, 18:45
Well, look how that turned out…
Cipry FCD (@cipryfcd)
26th March 2016, 12:27
Uhm, is Maldonado watching this?
Scalextric (@scalextric)
26th March 2016, 12:28
Chandon is our last major sponsor. I didn’t realize they’d put some in the drinks bottle, sorry.
Vishal Trivedi (@nomadindian)
26th March 2016, 14:40
Haha…
Thomas (@tthwaite)
26th March 2016, 12:29
Gutierrez: You’re fully comp, right?
Alonso: Ehhhhh…….
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 17:55
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.
Corey
26th March 2016, 12:31
Estaban: Is this my welcome back to F1 moment?
Fernando: Well, Pastor’s not here so someone had to do it.
Lez Martin
26th March 2016, 12:32
“….And cue the knee-jerk ‘Halo’ reaction !!!….”
BC
26th March 2016, 12:33
Gutierrez: Man, your car looks as bad as my helmet hair.
Alonso: Yeah, it’s not sexy
pauline lowrey
26th March 2016, 12:34
Another close shave like that and I won’t have any beard left at all.
MG421982 (@)
26th March 2016, 12:43
Ahahahaaaaaaa!
ColdFly F1 (@)
26th March 2016, 13:17
yes!
Vishal Trivedi (@nomadindian)
26th March 2016, 14:41
Haha…
WheelToWheel (@lolzerbob)
26th March 2016, 14:56
winner!
Apexor
26th March 2016, 18:16
Brilliant!
Will Wood (@willwood)
26th March 2016, 12:35
Fernando became self-conscious after Esteban pointed out that the trackside TV screen made the grey hairs on his chin rather conspicuous.
Yarab
26th March 2016, 12:36
It’s Renault’s fault.
verstappen (@verstappen)
26th March 2016, 12:37
“Sorry, wrong place wrong time again. Silly me.”
pauline lowrey
26th March 2016, 12:40
At least we’ll get plenty of TV coverage
falken (@falken)
26th March 2016, 12:41
“Maybe I should have stayed in my chair”
pwaa (@pwaa)
26th March 2016, 12:43
So…. is this a good time to admit I’ve not got any insurance?
pauline lowrey
26th March 2016, 12:43
These Bond auditions get more difficult each time – realistic though!!
Robert
26th March 2016, 12:45
Alonso and Esteban make a deal about how Alonso can escape his contract with McClaren:
Alonso: Can you make it look like an accident?
Esteban: Sure!
Sensord4notbeingafanboi (@peartree)
26th March 2016, 12:45
Honda the power of dreams.
altitude2k
26th March 2016, 12:45
“That could have been a lot worse. I could have had to spend the rest of the race in that car. Cheers, E.”
AntoineDeParis (@antoine-de-paris)
26th March 2016, 12:49
“Cigarillo connoisseurs spotted during Australian GP”
pauline lowrey
26th March 2016, 12:50
Well, made a right Hass of that one.
mog
26th March 2016, 19:36
Good one.
Or
“You ran up my Hass Alonso!”
mog
26th March 2016, 19:45
A: ” Get your Haas out of the way next time!”
BlackJack (@danieljaksa)
26th March 2016, 12:52
Hmm, I wonder if we can blame this on poor governance too.
MG421982 (@)
26th March 2016, 12:53
EG: “That was some really fine show, Fernando! You did not expect that, did you?! Gene warned everybody HAAS will have a great debut and put up some great stuff, tho.”
FA: “Yeah, he did, he did…”
mickey18 (@mickey18)
26th March 2016, 12:55
Sorry.. Last year I could just hold the accelerator down forever and it just wouldn’t run into the back of anyone.
Vishal Trivedi (@nomadindian)
26th March 2016, 14:42
Super…
Gerulf Dösinger (@)
26th March 2016, 18:32
My personal winner!
barkun (@barkun)
26th March 2016, 20:20
+1
Fraserbe
27th March 2016, 2:39
Haha winner.
pauline lowrey
26th March 2016, 12:57
Could’ve been worse…. I might have been lapped by an eighteen year old.
Craig Wilde (@wildfire15)
26th March 2016, 12:57
17 years later, a deleted part of the ‘witnessing Dr Evil’s spaceship’ scene from Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me surfaces.
Panagiotis (@papalotis)
26th March 2016, 12:58
Alonso *left* thankful for surviving yet another assassination attempt from Ferrari
MG421982 (@)
26th March 2016, 13:49
AAAAAAAAAAhahaoahaoeuuuuuuuahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiaahaiauuuuhhhhuuuuaaaahaaaaaa!!!!!
John H (@john-h)
26th March 2016, 13:03
Now where can we find 2 deckchairs round here?
Robbie (@robbie)
26th March 2016, 13:06
Lol
ColdFly F1 (@)
26th March 2016, 13:20
good one!
Vishal Trivedi (@nomadindian)
26th March 2016, 14:43
Haha…
gwenouille (@gwenouille)
26th March 2016, 15:31
I love that one !
Rod
28th March 2016, 16:58
lol lol , good one hahaha
Little_M_Lo (@pezlo2013)
26th March 2016, 13:04
Wait… how on earth did we crash into the gravel on a street circuit?
Strontium (@strontium)
27th March 2016, 2:27
This has actually got me wondering, why is there actually gravel on this street circuit?
VMaxMuffin (@vmaxmuffin)
28th March 2016, 8:26
@strontium it’s in a park and the streets were basically built to be a race track (well, they were already there, but lots of them were modified to be better as a race track). So they can have gravel easily (I think some of the gravel is permanent, and some of it is put on top of the grass for the race weekend.
Deej92 (@deej92)
26th March 2016, 13:05
Beard? Check.
Robert
26th March 2016, 13:06
Esteban: What’s wrong with your face, you have cramps?
Alonso: No, I try to laugh as if Ricciardo.
Robert
26th March 2016, 13:10
Alonso: My little toe moves when I pull my beard
Esteban: No waaay dude!
Robert
26th March 2016, 13:12
Dude, Where’s My Car?
Dude, Where’s your Car?
Mashiat (@mashiat)
26th March 2016, 13:10
Gutierrez: “What’s that smell?”
Alonso: “Hehehehehe…”
WK
26th March 2016, 13:13
Fernando thinking of something to say other than “All the time you have to leave the space!”
Robbie (@robbie)
26th March 2016, 13:18
Do me a favour Estaban…tell me if you see a halo over my head now that I see my car.
OmarRoncal - Go Seb!!! (@)
26th March 2016, 13:19
“Sorry Nando, but Gene has been watching that Singapore 2008 race many times. I wonder if Romain will profit from this.”
ColdFly F1 (@)
26th March 2016, 13:21
How shall I share this in Emojis.
just.daz (@nemo87)
26th March 2016, 13:29
And that’s pretty much how I’d sum up last season..
Jaanus (@lepondo)
26th March 2016, 13:37
Yeah, sorry about this Guti, I’m still not used to this fuel upgrade.
TheBullWhipper (@thebullwhipper)
26th March 2016, 13:41
Alonso – I can’t see any deck-chairs, can you?
Suvan Naidu (@serv)
26th March 2016, 13:44
Alonso: “Er, did Gene remember to buy insurance?”
Verstappen GP (@verstappengp)
26th March 2016, 13:47
Is that Gary’s (Hartstein) replacement?
us-brian (@us-brian)
26th March 2016, 13:49
You are not in Kansas anymore!
TheBullWhipper (@thebullwhipper)
26th March 2016, 13:50
FA – nearly had a halo for real…….
EG – does that come under the helmet rules?
jamiejay (@jamiejay995)
26th March 2016, 13:53
Alonso’s reaction after Estaban shares his Trump rally experience
NinjaBadger (@ninjabadger)
26th March 2016, 13:54
An uninjured Alonso worries that he may still have to drive for McLaren.
schooner (@schooner)
26th March 2016, 13:55
“If I had to do the same again,
I wouldn’t steer left my friend, Fernando”
(with apologies to ABBA)
John H (@john-h)
27th March 2016, 19:02
Nice
Pigracer
26th March 2016, 14:06
No I’m pretty sure your car is wider than mine.
NewVerstappenFan (@jureo)
26th March 2016, 14:12
A: Not your mistake ninó, I did not anticipate the power from overtake button.
Ashley Burridge
26th March 2016, 14:18
EG: Wow! The McLaren has found some speed this year.
FA: Yes, I was really flying there.
Rod
28th March 2016, 17:10
Yeaahhh , just do not forget that in Australia you need to use the breaks before turn 3, otherwise you will feel the wall
Sumedh
26th March 2016, 14:18
Alonso pinches his beard to make sure he is still alive while GUT wonders if he crashed on the correct lap so as to help his teammate.
Jay_blogs
26th March 2016, 14:26
“Did you really not see that Kangaroo run out?”
Wutzke
26th March 2016, 14:30
Esteban: a podium finish this year Ferando?
Fernando : eeeeeeh dont know
James Brickles (@brickles)
26th March 2016, 14:31
Gutierrez: I never got my revenge on Maldonado for what he did to me in Bahrain, sorry you drew the short straw Fernando.
Adam Last
26th March 2016, 17:55
Fernando: We should have done this in Bahrain, then, not here!
Alex (@axmaxone)
26th March 2016, 14:38
Alonso and Gutierrez look puzzled into the distance as they realise the absence of a certain Venezuelan.
Alex (@axmaxone)
26th March 2016, 14:42
The first Maldonado-less crash was a shock for all.
Drg
26th March 2016, 14:55
Alonso rues the new helmet rules while looking around and trying to find a plausible reason for this years mini sebattical.
josh
26th March 2016, 14:56
FA- I guess your buying the beers tonight?
EG- of course, anything Fernando..I have to stop by the hotel first….I peed myself
FA- kids…… .
Drg
26th March 2016, 14:58
“So… Impressed with these size zero aero developments?”
Speed Racer
26th March 2016, 15:00
EG: not much left of it…
FA: yeah, ummmm, can I borrow yours?
AntoineDeParis (@antoine-de-paris)
26th March 2016, 15:35
“Ron Dennis approaching Mexican border…”
Thedonz
26th March 2016, 15:35
See, I told you there was still a gravel trap on this track…
sm
26th March 2016, 15:46
FA: ‘I’m ok mum…’
EG still hasn’t got over the shunt…
Martin VanNostrand
26th March 2016, 15:53
Good tires…but certainly not great tires.
Shocks&Awe (@shocksandawe)
27th March 2016, 5:36
Please tell me you got that from Road&Track’s Ampersand circa 1980… The Ferrari in the ditch?
Shocks&Awe (@shocksandawe)
27th March 2016, 5:44
Actually it was 1983. Peter Egan’s caption.
Martin VanNostrand
27th March 2016, 18:36
Yes, that is where I remember it from…the guy casually lighting a cigarette while his 512 lay wadded against the trees. Not trying to plagurize, but I saw the look on Alonso’s face and thought that line fit perfectly. Cheers.
Keith Collantine (@keithcollantine)
27th March 2016, 19:50
I’d never come across this before – I take it this is it?
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads18/GoodTires1289003515.jpg
Martin VanNostrand
28th March 2016, 1:02
Yes…from the glory days of Road & Track. Back then I relied on it for all things automotive especially Formula One news. I understand it’s something of a rag now-a-days. Too bad.
Cheers.
Shocks&Awe (@shocksandawe)
28th March 2016, 2:56
Yeah, the F1 reports were great back then. Glad I’m not the only one to have remembered that one!
John C
23rd April 2016, 22:11
How funny, I honestly think I still have that issue packed away in my basement.
Gotta give credit where due, they are the reason I follow F1 since about 1970. Used to read all the news 1 to 2 months after the fact! lol
Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
26th March 2016, 16:05
EG: You know, I have no idea what happened, it was just like the Hulk kicked my car. Say, what happened to your McLaren, its a mess, did that Honda engine fail again?
FA: Well, it wasn’t actually engine failure.
Stephen Crowsen (@drycrust)
26th March 2016, 16:07
EG: You know, I never believed the Easter story of Jesus being resurrected until now.
FA: Yeah, I thought I was dead too.
Brian C (@bcracing)
26th March 2016, 16:10
Did you feel that?
ColdFly F1 (@)
26th March 2016, 16:19
I wonder if Gutierrez’ chili con carne caused that gust of wind.
Neil (@neilosjames)
26th March 2016, 16:19
Think that’ll get me the Sky commentary gig next season?
Robert
26th March 2016, 16:21
FA and EC consult how the hell they explain this on the claim form
DaveD (@daved)
26th March 2016, 16:29
FA: I can’t believe the Russian judge only gave me a 4!
EG: I know! You totally stuck that landing!
Slowhands (@slowhands)
26th March 2016, 16:29
FA: “Is that my car? Yikes! …glad that’s not coming out of MY paycheck.”
EG: “Thanks for nothing, buddy…speak for yourself.”
hzh (@hzh00)
26th March 2016, 16:32
“I knew I shouldn’t have tuned my radio to rapping Hamilton”.
Slowhands (@slowhands)
26th March 2016, 16:41
EG: “I think you just created an extreme F1
Slowhands (@slowhands)
26th March 2016, 16:42
EG: “I think you just created an extreme F1 car…”
Arnold Triyudho Wardono (@ernietheracefan)
26th March 2016, 16:51
They’re speaking in Spanish, obviously.
Laine Baker (@bainelaker)
26th March 2016, 16:59
Is that what Bernie meant by “elimination” qualifying?
RP (@slotopen)
26th March 2016, 17:16
EG: Ferrari looks good today. I think Vettle has a chance this year.
FA: aaa…
Kim J. Il
26th March 2016, 17:17
FA- “Woah, what was that!?”
EG- “That’s my line…”
grat
26th March 2016, 17:21
EG: Wait– You destroyed the car, but saved the engine? Isn’t that backwards….?
DanielH (@danielh)
26th March 2016, 17:33
Esteban, give me a moment. I’m still in shock. My McLaren was faster than another car!
josh
26th March 2016, 17:51
Lol that’s a good one
Ben Grimed
26th March 2016, 17:35
GUT – “I’m guessing there is a place you would rather be?”
Ron Mon (@henslayer)
26th March 2016, 17:45
What if I’d gone left and you’d gone right?
Ron Mon (@henslayer)
26th March 2016, 17:48
Yeah, that would’ve been better.
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 17:47
E.G.: Blame it in Rio?
F.A.: Eh, no. Bad movie, wrong country. Oh, the new guy? … maybe.
Corner Marshal: Oh No !! I can’t find Maldonado’s car.
Jack Jeffreys (@jack1501)
26th March 2016, 17:48
I thought your McLaren was rubbish but on the flip side…..
Kevin
26th March 2016, 17:53
Sorry, Esteban.. I was looking at her butt over there..
Accepted, Fernando, she is exquisite..
Rod
28th March 2016, 17:18
hahahaha good one
AF
26th March 2016, 17:58
Alonso: Ahh….my bad…I guess I shouldn’t have been texting Maurizio and asking for my job back.
Liam
26th March 2016, 18:00
E: Hey, somebody’ll have to replace Pastor now that he’s gone; looks like it’s gonna be you!
A: Ehhh, that was more of a Mark Webber move
owen Sullivan (@llusnewo)
26th March 2016, 18:01
Can we go knock for knock, my no claims are already gone after last year!
RRRacer007 (@rrracer007)
26th March 2016, 18:08
FA: Thank goodness for Honda’s lack of power, if I had been going any faster….
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 18:11
The pedal on the left is for slow now?
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 18:20
Can I get a ride with you and Gene? Ron’s going to be mad at me.
TMF (@)
26th March 2016, 18:26
FA: so where do I get fresh underwear
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 18:28
Oh oh, beter call Macco.
or
FFFF Fiixauto, the first call you should make after an auto accident.
both American commercials.
Apexor
26th March 2016, 18:29
EG: what the heck they put in to the fuel Fernando?
FA: Skittles I think. I had vision of raining skittles any many rainbows around me.
Scoot
26th March 2016, 18:30
FA. What’s Ron going to say.
EG. GP2 driver??
mog
26th March 2016, 19:54
Awesome!
alanore (@alanore)
26th March 2016, 20:16
=D
Rod
28th March 2016, 17:19
lol
2face
26th March 2016, 18:33
Alonso checks if his head is still attached
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 18:34
Fernando: …and some day we will laugh ! ! …
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 18:37
Easy, when the cops come, we don’t speak Australian.
Paul Heppler
26th March 2016, 18:43
Is this soft or super soft in my beard?
Istrate Niki (@nikid)
26th March 2016, 18:46
FA: Yup, that was a bumpy landing….
Richard (@hambone221)
26th March 2016, 18:59
Can you imagine how bad that would’ve been at f1 speed?
Lauren (@fraserbe)
27th March 2016, 2:48
Haha, brutal.
hzh (@hzh00)
26th March 2016, 19:00
Esteban:”I blame Trump”.
Fernando:”I blame Ferrari”.
DaveD (@daved)
27th March 2016, 15:49
LOL
Nice!
MarkM
26th March 2016, 19:04
Gutierrez: “Alonso, I think the engine survived!”
Alonso: “AH Damn it!”
Daniel (@mechanicalgrip22)
26th March 2016, 19:26
Alonso: ” Esteban, what do your elf eyes see?”
Esteban: ” Something gives speed to these creatures, it’s as if Toto’s whip was at their backs.”
Steve Rogers (@yossarian)
26th March 2016, 19:30
Estaban: Huh they’re going onto the super-softs… Guess they know something we don’t, I doubt Ferrari would make a mistake.
Racingdave16
26th March 2016, 19:49
alonso ‘I was waiting for the radio call to tell me to turn……..then I remembered and it was too late!’
G ‘well not to worry as now I can wait till the next race to be thrashed by Gregg john!’
mog
26th March 2016, 19:59
Alonso and Esteban showed their excitement after learning Bernie would be around for another 20 years…
BeUndaunted
26th March 2016, 20:01
I wish I woulda bought the collision insurance….
2face
26th March 2016, 20:01
Is that Bernie sunbathing over there?
cdavman (@cdavman)
26th March 2016, 20:01
“So you were knocked out of qualifying too?”
“No, but I will be in about 3 minutes, so I figured what’s the point and got out”…
– OR –
“Those spectators look kind of angry”
“Wouldn’t you be if you’d been promised lots of on track action, only to end up watching some guys getting out of their cars in the pit lane?”
alanore (@alanore)
26th March 2016, 20:09
Alonso: Sorry about that, VTEC just kicked in.
TheApexPreditor
26th March 2016, 20:21
Ya know, Guttie, I’m thinking I should probably wait a little minute before bringing up my whole “I wish for more *EXTREME* F1 cars for 2017” rant I’d planned for the post race presser, no?
EG- “I’m thinking that is probably a better plan than whatever plan you’d attempted to execute going into that last corner…besides, we’re just drivers. Unless it involves driving tactics or bitching about another driver or team mate, no one gives a peso about what we think anyway…”
FlyingLobster27
26th March 2016, 20:27
“Fernando, what on Earth is that?”
“It’s Bernie, he’s started drawing his ideas for the future of F1.”
“But it’s hideous!”
“‘Eeee, that’s a bit harsh, no…?”
*blank stare*
“Alright, I admit it’s monstrous. But you know what kids are like, they scribble some nonsense then ask you to put it on the fridge… I bet even you couldn’t say no to him!”
Jamie (@jdpkart18)
26th March 2016, 20:42
Fernando – At least I didn’t go as high in the air as Mark Webber did in Valencia
Jamie (@jdpkart18)
26th March 2016, 20:53
Fernando (to Esteban) – do you think we can save the engine?
Esteban – Nah mate she’s gone.
(later on)
Ron Dennis – Fernando we can save the engine.
Guybrush Threepwood
26th March 2016, 21:04
Alonso: you think that’s a big accident? Wait until I show you my underpants.
budchekov (@budchekov)
26th March 2016, 21:07
While we’re waiting for the tow truck, how about burgers at Mel’s?
Fast
26th March 2016, 21:08
FA: wow, that Ferrari looks pretty good!
EG: yes, muy bueno…
Gordon Hetherington
26th March 2016, 21:11
I don’t know about “singeing the King of Spain’s beard”, but that certainly trimmed mine.
Peppermint-Lemon (@)
26th March 2016, 21:37
Alonso: Wow close one – I got away with that by the hair on my chinny chin chin
OmarRoncal - Go Seb!!! (@)
26th March 2016, 21:45
“Alonso gives @jorge-lardone another excuse to say his only line.”
Ohm (@attakorn)
26th March 2016, 21:57
Esteban: I’ve been out-braked by a McLaren?
Fernando: I’ve out-braked someone?!
hzh (@hzh00)
26th March 2016, 22:06
“You’ve got four clicks straight-line advantage. Come on, you’ve got to push now, you must get past him.”
Jorge Lardone (@jorge-lardone)
26th March 2016, 23:12
Alonso: Sorry, Seb I was thinking in Singapore 2008.
AV (@b4lr0g)
26th March 2016, 23:15
It *does* look like an accident, right?
To the Max !
26th March 2016, 23:16
FA : “You broke my beard.”
EG : “I can’t believe it passed the crash test.”
hzh (@hzh00)
26th March 2016, 23:19
“Can’t 2017 come already? “
moblet (@moblet)
26th March 2016, 23:36
After an off-season spent insisting that the team would not abandon its “size zero” philosophy, McLaren-Honda stunned competitors with the size of the recovery unit seen attached to the team’s car following its launch at the Australian Grand Prix.
Mahuu (@mahuu)
26th March 2016, 23:39
“No halo, I guess I survived.”
Mariano (@mariano)
27th March 2016, 0:09
FA: This looks really bad, maybe I should consider moving to Indycar next year
JackySteeg (@jackysteeg)
27th March 2016, 0:15
“What? They’re keeping it for Bahrain?”
Mariano (@mariano)
27th March 2016, 0:18
FA: Hey Esteban, I thought that only Red Bull gave you wings!
Moose
27th March 2016, 0:27
“So, not enough room on the outside?”
“Not so much, no.”
Danny
27th March 2016, 0:33
FA: I don’t think Ron will want to hear “size zero” mentioned for a long time…
Placid (@placid)
27th March 2016, 0:48
(In a rendition for Jeff Gordon’s classic Pepsi commercial)
Gutierrez: THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO HAVE A PEPSI, BE SURE TO HAVE A CUP HOLDER.
Alonso: Better call Wayne Brady to buy these cars. The Let’s Make A Deal creators are truly running out of “ZONKS”.
Daniel D Finney
27th March 2016, 2:09
And it was at this exact moment that Esteban realised he had become the new Pastor Maldonado.
Rod
28th March 2016, 17:26
Hey dude, the one forgot to use the breaks and hit from behind, was FA
Shocks&Awe (@shocksandawe)
27th March 2016, 2:28
EG: Well that sucked. Where’s the beach?
FA: Hmm.. I think you have to jump the fence then make a left at the exit.
Rich Walker
27th March 2016, 2:29
I don’t know, from here? You should be able to hit the green with a 5, maybe even a 7!
Johnny stick
27th March 2016, 2:58
Sorry man, that GP2 car is a little fast for me.
MrGuy037 (@mrguy037)
27th March 2016, 3:04
FA: What a disaster. The team worked so hard over the winter, there was so much anticipation, and this is where we end up?
EG: Yeah I understand your frustration. Your car’s also pretty destroyed after that wreck.
FA: …
n0b0dy100
27th March 2016, 4:11
Alonso: “I’m sure we can still find someway to blame this on Maldonado.”
Chris Oest
27th March 2016, 5:57
Gutierrez can’t help but think that Alonso looks more and more like Kubica and crashes more and more like Kubica.
Philip (@philipgb)
27th March 2016, 6:06
Esteban Gutierrez: ‘Any idea if http://www.haasalonsocrashedtoday.com has been registered yet?’
David Bruce
27th March 2016, 6:12
Well Bernie said “make it more of a spectacle.” Maybe we overdid it.
Mike
27th March 2016, 6:15
“Sorry, the Chandon, you know how it is”
Todfod (@todfod)
27th March 2016, 6:36
Alonso – “Right now… everything hurts”
Kevin Moodley
27th March 2016, 7:02
Haas any Vacancies?
matijaleader
27th March 2016, 8:05
“i think i need new underpants”
Sergey Martyn
27th March 2016, 8:10
See this cover story in the next issue of ‘Popular Psychology’ mag:
“Now I can’t stop plucking my beard! Anyone else have this problem?”
Joni (@theflyingfinns)
27th March 2016, 8:28
Fernando Alonso and Esteban Gutierrez are just told that the new qualifying system will remain for Bahrain
Joakim
27th March 2016, 8:41
Didn’t you see the text “Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear”?
gpfan
27th March 2016, 8:57
“It’s nice, but I was looking more for a bungalow.”
Nimba (@nimba)
27th March 2016, 10:03
Alonso : Maldonado sends his greetings Esteban.
Gutierrez : *Gasps* And I thought it was over !!
Gerulf Dösinger (@)
27th March 2016, 10:20
“After being asked how his McLaren could even go so fast, Alonso looked as puzzled as his own car.”
Tommy (@tommyastral)
27th March 2016, 10:57
GUT: “Whoa, dude! I thing they’ll get the message.”
Sergey Martyn
27th March 2016, 11:23
Hope Gutierrez didn’t pluck hairs from where his hands are…
peter
27th March 2016, 12:09
So sorry Esteban, i just wanted to try one of his moves. No problem Fernando, but i hope you won’t be treated like Max when he pulled that stunt.
370HSSV (@370hssv)
27th March 2016, 12:39
Fernando & Esteban react to the news that the elimination qualifying format is to continue to Bahrain. 🇧🇭🕐🚷📵🔒💊⚰💤💤
Lin1876 (@lin1876)
27th March 2016, 12:39
“I thought that flip was due an 8.5 at least!”
RandomGuest
27th March 2016, 13:09
EG: I think you might need a new car.
FA: I think I might need a new underwear as well.
Rick Cee
27th March 2016, 16:30
A bit of T-Cut should be right… You know where the nearest Halfords is?
quinnuendo (@quinnuendo)
27th March 2016, 17:08
FA: You see there was this gust of wind…
EG: Didn’t you say last year that a tornado can’t influence these cars?
FA: Well, yes, but…
Susurrate
27th March 2016, 17:35
Alonso askes Gutierrez if he saw the Drop Bear dart across the track in front of them.
Mike Hamling
27th March 2016, 19:49
Alonso: And I call that move “The Maldanado with a half pike”
Scamperic
27th March 2016, 20:26
Alonso: Nine lives… Yes! Greek God status! Zues beard next. Not much longer now…
Esteban: Dude… Where’s your car?
bull mello (@bullmello)
27th March 2016, 22:19
Thank God and safety regs we’re still standing here alive and well.
Dean stewart
27th March 2016, 22:57
Sorry Esteban, I was watching Sebs start on the screens…
LATG
27th March 2016, 23:44
I did say I want to take a sabbatical with your help but that was a bit too dramatic.
Catered Ham
28th March 2016, 2:45
Ay Dios mio… When Webber did it, he made it look muy easy.
Si, Fernando, but your Mclaren gave you better wings!
pierre
28th March 2016, 3:31
Alonso: And they said it would never fly
Gutierrez: Yeh, but upside down?
OR
Guiterezz: Even Chitty Chitty Bang Bang had retractible side wings.
OR
If that fence and barrier wasn’t there you would have ended up in that portaloo (portable toilet).
OR
It’s a racing car, not the Millenium Falcon.
OR
when we said things were laid back in Australia, that is not what we meant.
R J WOOTTON
28th March 2016, 7:40
I hope Ron packed the deckchairs.
Armando Ramirez
29th March 2016, 3:18
I think you’re right, Esteban. That Renault does look pretty good.
David (@tweak)
29th March 2016, 23:11
I wonder if Johnnie Walker will give me a safe ride home? #JoinThePact – Never Drink & Drive.
Shane walker
12th April 2016, 2:30
She is your sister? gulp!